Post by ♥ may belle mistress on Sept 26, 2010 19:43:25 GMT -5
My name is May Belle Mistress, and I'll be ruining your life. Don't worry your little brains too much. I'm not always mean. But I get down into the nitty gritty of your relationships. I'll dissect them bit by bit and toss my own opinions in there. Everything I post in this blog is provided by you and only you. So if you have gossip, shoot me a message. Of course, I do check my sources, so it better be true. Of course, if you kiss my ass and pull enough strings, maybe I will post something false, just to help you out. Likely? Not very. But it could happen.
I should tell you a little about myself. But I'm not going to. Care to know why? Because exposing my identity to you would ruin the fun of my anonymity. So I'll just stick to the news, and what I've gathered thus far.
Summer's over, which is a bummer. Of course, it means less tourists for us, and that's always a good thing. We hate the extra thirty-six thousand people that swarm our city and wreck it, don't we? No, I know we don't. I love tourists. In fact, I found myself a little summer romance, but that's a different story.
Speaking of summer romances, you know the Coast Guard base is here, and our favorite guardian Caleb Jackson was reunited with his summer romance, a miss Alyzia Chace. The two were spotted kissing in the sunset after he asked her to move in. Aw, how romantic. These two met back in May, during the oil leak that slaughtered a lot of the Gulf. Alyzia got transferred to the Cape May County Zoo after the sea lions got sick. Poor babies! You should head over there and see them. I guess since she's been here they're doing better. I'll be visiting the zoo this week.
More romance has struck in our very own Scarlet de Silvas. Silver lost her kid, who was found by this really gorgeous lifeguard named Noah Remington. Girl, snatch him up before I do!
Cinderella, dressed in yella, went downstairs to kiss a fella... or not. Poor Cindy (Lou Who) Watson's hubby was killed, and now she's a struggling single mom. My thoughts and prayers are with Cindy Lou Who in her time of need.
Damn, one thing I forgot about the new school year... HOT NEW KIDS. Hellooooo, Eli Ackerman. You should get in my bed right now. No, really. Word is this New Hottie's got some daddy issues.
And oh, hey. The Smith twins are back. Seems Neil and Kayla have returned from school in The Big Apple. And it seems Neil has left with much to be desired. He dropped out and partied the whole time, much to the dismay of his sister. Wanna know a secret? Yeah, he plays padre to Silver's baby. Oh boy, man up, and take responsibility for your actions.
Unfortunately, that's all I have for now. I need you to send me your gossip! Every dirty little detail is my business, whether you like it or not. Don't dismay if you aren't covered here. Trust me. You will be.
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