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Post by magnolia on Sept 27, 2010 20:46:59 GMT -5
 MONA LISA[/color] IS ONLINE. -----------------------------[/font]
ohhhh, look who it is. elvis himself, back from the dead, all pouty-lipped and intellectual.
----- for eli!
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Post by quinn on Sept 27, 2010 20:49:52 GMT -5
   eli the barrow boy is onlineand is currently: not wearing blue suade shoes. per usual.- - - - - - - - - -eli the barrow boy viola de silvas, we meet again.
eli the barrow boy how is my favorite little girl scout?
eli the barrow boy the cookies come in yet? you know how i love my tagalongs.
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Post by magnolia on Sept 27, 2010 20:58:46 GMT -5
MONA LISA [/color] IS ONLINE. -----------------------------[/font]
wow, i must be some girl scout, considering all my boozing and sailor talk. i'm just fantastic. even better now that you're here to swivel your hips and croon a love song or two. how 'bout you, presley? you all shook up?
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Post by quinn on Sept 27, 2010 21:06:40 GMT -5
eli the barrow boy is onlineand is currently: not wearing blue suade shoes. per usual.- - - - - - - - - - eli the barrow boy exactly why you're my favorite one. the rest of troop just can't compare to your... what's the words i'm looking for?
eli the barrow boy someday, just someday, you're going to run out of elvis jokes.
eli the barrow boy you have no idea how much i'm looking forward to that day.
eli the barrow boy but seriously, this english project is pretty wank.
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Post by magnolia on Sept 27, 2010 21:27:46 GMT -5
MONA LISA [/color] IS ONLINE. -----------------------------[/font]
"wordly", i believe you were just about to remark on my "worldly ways" because the king of rock 'n roll wouldn't dare insult a lady. oh, honey, trust me, that'll take years. i'll be making cracks until they take me off life support. agreed. it's bullshit, but that's life.
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Post by quinn on Sept 28, 2010 15:48:15 GMT -5
eli the barrow boy is onlineand is currently: not wearing blue suade shoes. per usual.- - - - - - - - - - eli the barrow boy sure, we'll go with 'worldly'. i was thinking more 'cantankerous ways',
eli the barrow boy or is that side of you for my eyes only?
eli the barrow boy regardless, as a deceased rock legend, there's only so many elvis songs you can draw reference to.
eli the barrow boy there's a bottom to that pit, and eventually you'll find it, whereas the girl scout associations of america will last as long as there are girls in this world.
eli the barrow boy you said it, sister. any ideas on where to start?
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Post by magnolia on Sept 28, 2010 17:28:18 GMT -5
MONA LISA [/color] IS ONLINE. -----------------------------[/font]
well, you ain't no happy harry yourself, bub. nah, that side of me is reserved for people who piss me off, including and not restricted to, politicians, nazis, bimbos, whoever the hell is killing off whales, and athletes who play sports for a living and end up richer than the queen for tossing around a goddamn ball. congrats on making the list. if i were you, i'd consider it a bottomless pit. i had a brief elvis-obsession at the age of nine, and i've read just about every book ever written about him. i've also watched plenty of t.v. specials. i can reference his family, drug abuse, downward spiral, enlistment in the army, various songs, and death on a toliet. my wit's a formidable thing, pretty boy. uhm, hell no, but i guess we'll have to meet up somewhere at some point and work on it.
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Post by quinn on Sept 29, 2010 15:49:07 GMT -5
eli the barrow boy is onlineand is currently: not wearing blue suade shoes. per usual.- - - - - - - - - - eli the barrow boy well, i can promise you this: i won't be gaining 120 pounds within a year on the basis of my not being able to escape my house due to screaming fangirls.
eli the barrow boy though i haven't checked my front yard in a while... maybe word has finally gotten around that i've moved.
eli the barrow boy 'pretty boy'? yikes. i thought i had left that one behind me. you've contacted everyone i used to hate, haven't you?
eli the barrow boy what do you mean have to?
eli the barrow boy here i was under the impression that you found my personality too charming to resist spending time with me.
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Post by magnolia on Sept 30, 2010 17:41:15 GMT -5
MONA LISA [/color] IS ONLINE. -----------------------------[/font]
good, 'cause then i couldn't call you "pretty boy" anymore. hey, i can't call you "elvis" or "presley" all the time. i have to shake things up every so often. maybe you should get yourself a nice broken nose. it might ugly you up a little, hun. ah, of course. i definitely find you and your constant girl scout jabs "too charming too resist".
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Post by quinn on Sept 30, 2010 19:18:21 GMT -5
eli the barrow boy is onlineand is currently: not wearing blue suade shoes. per usual.- - - - - - - - - - eli the barrow boy so be it. but i'll have to dock you a few points for unoriginality.
eli the barrow boy on second thought, i think i prefer 'pretty boy' to a broken nose.
eli the barrow boy can't let the fans down. you know how it is.
eli the barrow boy y'know, i feel like if we wanted to, we could be civil to one another.
eli the barrow boy but you wouldn't start these conversations if you didn't enjoy them.
eli the barrow boy and i wouldn't reply if i didn't enjoy them, either.
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Post by magnolia on Oct 1, 2010 21:00:23 GMT -5
MONA LISA [/color] IS ONLINE. -----------------------------[/font]
hmph, somehow i think i'll live. good choice, presley. and oh, of course. my generally moody disposition attracts fans by the thousands. they even buy my dirty tissues on e-bay. i'm just that hot. yeah, but i don't want to be civil. civility is just another word for monotony, which is just another way to live a boring suit-and-tie-office-cubicle existence, and like hell i'm settling for that. this, whatever it is, is way more fun. hey, you saying you like me, pretty boy? and no, not in the stupid kindergartner kissy-face way. i mean more the oh-hey-you-don't-suck-balls variety.
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Post by quinn on Oct 2, 2010 11:51:47 GMT -5
eli the barrow boy is onlineand is currently: not wearing blue suade shoes. per usual.- - - - - - - - - - eli the barrow boy so, hypothetically, i could save this conversation on a word document, print it out, and sell it for the price of a college tuition?
eli the barrow boy yeah, i can't see you working in an office building.
eli the barrow boy i get the feeling your cubicle-mates would take every sick day they possibly could.
eli the barrow boy and no, you don't suck balls.
eli the barrow boy not all the time, anyways.
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Post by magnolia on Oct 4, 2010 22:49:00 GMT -5
MONA LISA [/color] IS ONLINE. -----------------------------[/font]
hypothetically, yes. you could make millions off of my awe-inspiring wit and charm in the virtual world. tell that to my mom. she sure as hell can. ah, you're too kind. hah, that's what she said. C;
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Post by quinn on Oct 5, 2010 10:17:12 GMT -5
eli the barrow boy is onlineand is currently: not wearing blue suade shoes. per usual.- - - - - - - - - - eli the barrow boy consider your virtual wit and charm documented.
eli the barrow boy when i'm (hypothetically) rich out of my mind and living in a mansion, i'll throw a dinner party in your honor.
eli the barrow boy that is, unless my wit and charm is world-reknown before your's.
eli the barrow boy in which case, i hope you're saving this conversation too.
eli the barrow boy really? a that's what she said joke? how juvenile. that sister of your's would be appalled.
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